setting: creek in the woods behind my house.

ok so there is a 15ish foot boat in my creek and there are like 30 people trying to get on it- and everyone gets on it and…. it stays afloat! then there is one kid that is hanging off the back and he gets on the boat too, and then the whole boat starts to  sink and panic ensues for a bit.  During which somebody had drowned and I joined the chef from the diner where I use to work in looking for the body.  Chuey is short plump and old.  He started racing down the crick and I dashed off trying to help him.  He was nimbly jumping from fallen tree to fallen tree in ninjaesque fashion, it was all I could do to keep up.  At some point we came to a large pile of wood and I was climbing up and the wood kept breaking in my hands but I eventually got over the pile and emerged into a large factory looking room.  He went in first with me panting behind him.  then two identical twins emerged to meet us and we started fighting 2 v 2.  it was really cool because I would grab what ever weapon I could and I remember going through alot of them.  at this point chuey wasnt there anymore and lauren kennedy was helping me fight.  then the twins merged when I hit one with a hammer, but it didnt hurt because of the body armor they were wearing.  then I was fighting lauren and the twins were gone and lauren got a jetpack and started to take off and I put a hook on the jet pack rendering it useless.

So Sj was talking to me about this today and I want to know who wants in on it and what you think. We are going to try to get a show in Bates Gallery in the fall of 09, as a collaboration of Dude Ranch artists. We would need your best work by the middle of the spring semester.

Let me or Sarah Jane know.

I was standing in a snow field when adam frye came and hit me with a red car.  but instead of getting run over by him i just held onto the front bumper and my body was under the car and everything was cool and adam kept driving.  it was fun. then i slowly worked my way to the side of the car just holding onto the outside of it and it became a big red truck and i was hanging off the back by one arm and lauren and doug were in the back of the truck so i hopped up in.

next scene…

my family and I were wandering through a series of rooms that were very nice and supported with nice wooden beams and there were trees in the room and snow on the ground and my mom was calculating riemann sums. LOL

i was walking through a church service while smoking a cigarette.  Then I was trying to leave the church and I was in some back rooms trying to find an exit and I walked into this one room and there was this woman who was like 45 in her underwear.  And she had lime green eyes and then it cut to this montage of us riding a motorcycle over green hills and we both had cancer and we traveled around and died.

so i was just sipping my hot water that i poured on some yerba mate and i hear a noise.

some kind of cadwallader

this time, though not in the past, the noise turns into a really good sound that i am going to call: music.

p.s. these dudes are from philly. why the fuck didnt mike burch tells us about them. open your fucking ears dude.

This is a dream I had last year. I thought it should be online as it is pretty interesting.

Read it after the jump! (more…)

I was working at the bar then I had to stab a guy for some reason- then My boss had me go get his car at his trailer so we could take him to the hospital but I took like 5 hours and went shopping and never went back.

then Tom cruise trapped me in a Scientology building and it was made up of a bunch of turns and dead ends. ( you know how when you walk into a men’s room and it is all tiled and there are tight turns to get into it? it was all like that)  and there were different rooms and once I got out of a certain room the next room would be a different color. and eventually I got to a grey tiled room with other people in it and I couldn’t figure out how to get out. then I noticed that there was a fake wall and so I started moving things and eventually I went  through the floor which opened up to a basement garage like thing- and I could see a guard (at this point in my dream I realized that I had done this before (I dont think I have) but I had failed- so I had to do a really good job the first time or I would die.)  So I dropped down and I had a knife and I went after the guard real fast and got him.  then I started running through the woods to get away from them. and my friends (I was suddenly joined by two people) thought it would be a good idea to stop but I thought we should keep going but I stopped anyways. then we were at a benefit and some hostess asked me if i wanted to do cross country skiing - but instead of shooting we would throw knives at targets while we went.

then there was this other one where me and a buncha people were hanging out on top of a roof in the city and this guy was trying to be mean to me and push me off the roof- but instead I just climbed down and it was really cool cuz I climbed down the side of the building - but my flip flops didnt help

or is this music video awesome…

might just be me.

probably me.

who’s me.?/.

i am

This video is crazy, and I know that alot of people out there have already seen the Rubber Johnny video. Especially those of you around in the dudesweat original era, because I bought a copy and played it for everyonnneeee.

Anyone’s Sud’s reminded me of it, so here it is! Take a look!

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the other night I had a dream that I had just gotten off work and I was driving home - and then I got really drunk- I don’t remember how- then I thought it would be a good idea to pull over and park (to sober up) but then I saw a girl with a buncha pabst pounders and i wanted to steal them.  then I was at my old grandparents house and my grandfather was still alive and there was some old lady there that I didnt know and I had to sign a piece of paper to verify that I had talked to her, but I didn’t do that until later, cuz I had to go to the kitchen and I made some flat pieces of chicken and while I was making them there were these girls from class that are super lame that kept saying things like “aaron you are so funny when you are mad” oh and doug was there too.

then this morning

I was In jail - and I wasnt only in hail- in my dream I actually thought about things like, I wonder how people will treat me when I’m out? Is my dad mad at me? crazy shit. then I had trouble with some guy that was going to beat me up.  So I guess some of my friends knew - so they got arrested so they could help me in jail.  and I just remember that the ceiling was made of really thick cobwebs.  and then I don’t remember;  then the big guy had his brains all over the wall and I guess that he use to work with some short guy who was in jail too and he said something to the effect of “he was always mean to me”  so I guess the short guy had taken a sledgehammer to his head.  Then It was a whole new scene and I was just trying to sleep and everyone was annoying me.