HOPE ITS FANTASTIC!!!

Hope your shawty is fire burnin this 9/11!

i am excited to announce that i am going to be in the lovely edinboro this weekend. today, the dude ranch is hosting another house show, which should be an infite amount of fun of battling between beer bongs, nakedness, dudes playing with each others dude parts, sexy mistakes (the drink and other meanings) and of course, loud music in a dingy basement. i believe there are three bands ( i know of: static transistor and run, forever) plus a bonus: the one and only, nitorious, D B C. so anyone and everyone who reads this should probably come enjoy the evening. saturday will consist of normal activites. sunday i will move the rest of my shit back home to stinky meadville, where i will be stranded and missing all of my friends. please come visit me anytime, i will try and make your visit a pleasant one.

oh, if anyone wants a free leather love seat; it is up for grabs. it is a black and sexy.

FLIP OUT!

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and then invite me over to baby make.

Oh your god!

Futurama is back for another season in 2010. This time, its on Comedy Central.   26 glorious episodes!

From this site:

“A spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television confirms that the cable net has ordered  26 new episodes of Matt Groening and David X. Cohen’s late, great animated series to air beginning in 2010. The studio cites Futurama’s “blockbuster” performance on DVD and in reruns on Comedy Central as the reason for its rebirth.”

this site is pretty funny. if you get really epic drunk texts, you can submit them to this site. I submitted one that a friend recently sent to me. it went like this: “way to be a moodkiller last night bro. I was trying to bang that chick and all we heard was your projectile vomiting…”

Im sure some of you have some equal or better texts. do it to it.

happy burchday!

hugs and high fives and stuff!

That hipster grifter folding is actually based on a real person, who is this hot asian babe that is origianlly from salt lake city, moved to newyork, and has been scamming people the whole time.

She scams dumb rich hipster kids out of money and then tells them she is pregnant and has cancer.

I think its awesome, be cause she has been alluding the police forever.

However, i guess she finally turned herself in.

Here is the the free Kari “Hipster Grifter” Farrell website: HERE

Here is the whole story about her: HERE

Here are pictures of here naked: HERE

And here is the folding I made of her, because once wasn’t enough:

Also, here catch phrase is: “I want you to throw a hotdog down my hallway.”

Crazy, I want to party with her.

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