I wasn’t going to write this post today, but then I saw something so spectacular, it had to be shared:  The First Televised British Prime Minister Election Debate EVER.

The first 30 seconds are the best part…

Tragic…

Also, this week…What happens to pokemon, really? MR Gulz MS paint?  WAR - what is it good for(once)?  AND…Congrats to the Boom City guys! Show opens TONIGHT in Bates, with Romer playing some guitar just across the quad at 8.

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Here is a part of  the  memoir that fallon wrote for her college composition class. I am posting some of this story on dude sweat because it is a rather touching story and I enjoyed reading it. It is even about some of you!

That faultless uplifting high speed chord progression of “You’re Not Salinger. Get Over It” by The Wonder Years is what every pop punk band strives to deliver, just asking you to get off your feet and punch the wall closest to you out of complete bliss. The epic build up of “So chin up and we’ll drown a little slower”‘s bring you back down to earth only to blast you off again in a grand mix of marvelous goose bumps and completely satisfied smiles from ear to ear. You’ll want to jump around like a goon regardless of your current setting. The close makes you realize your petty small town sucks from tip to toe, therefore it’s time to pull all your friends together and escape. It captures the carefree, liberated pop punk spirit within you that is currently restrained by the lousy hick town you reside in and makes it so completely obvious that you’ve been missing out on everything that is life. So you get away. You absent yourself from every constant streaming complaining mouth that only brings you down, every trivial annoyance that only pulls you further into the depths of utter unhappiness, and metaphorically start living. That’s when you meet the type of people that alter your life forever. The dirty, artsy, do-it-yourself, intimidating kids with an absolute “no care” attitude on anything and everything become your only family. You are home. This is the kind of song unforgettable memories are made to. And many a memory I did make to that very song during the summer of 2008.

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I have been moved into school for a week or so now, and I have already wasted all of my money. I really need to find easy, self-degrading ways to make money in order to fund other self-degrading activities. Joel Smith and I are going to be selling our plasma. This appears to be an idea I can get behind.Hopefully I do not have aids, because that would frustrate this brilliant plan.

Also, someone should drive Ricktangles to where I currently reside.

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(11:11:37 AM) daviddolphinlol: if you could bang any animal
(11:11:43 AM) daviddolphinlol: what would it be
(11:11:46 AM) lauren b lowery: a human
(11:12:16 AM) lauren b lowery: i’m not into beastiality dave
(11:12:52 AM) daviddolphinlol: Ppfft
(11:12:56 AM) daviddolphinlol: Okay
(11:13:03 AM) lauren b lowery: haha
(11:13:44 AM) daviddolphinlol: I mean like
(11:13:49 AM) daviddolphinlol: For fun
(11:14:21 AM) lauren b lowery: nah
(11:14:28 AM) lauren b lowery: not even for fun
(11:14:34 AM) lauren b lowery: because it’s weird
(11:14:34 AM) daviddolphinlol: Like you don’t tell anyone
(11:14:40 AM) daviddolphinlol: Hey I am going to go fucking this bear
(11:14:47 AM) lauren b lowery: no!
(11:14:51 AM) daviddolphinlol: I know
(11:14:55 AM) lauren b lowery: that’s fucked up dave
(11:14:57 AM) daviddolphinlol: Trust me
(11:15:07 AM) lauren b lowery: you’re fucked up
(11:15:36 AM) daviddolphinlol: Listen
(11:15:43 AM) daviddolphinlol: I don’t think you understand what I mean
(11:15:50 AM) daviddolphinlol: It’s JF^2
(11:16:04 AM) lauren b lowery: i still wouldn’t
(11:16:14 AM) lauren b lowery: because it doesn’t seem like fun to me
(11:16:15 AM) daviddolphinlol: YOU DON’T TELL ANYONE
(11:16:19 AM) daviddolphinlol: No one will ever know
(11:16:30 AM) daviddolphinlol: So you hate sex?
(11:16:33 AM) lauren b lowery: yes
(11:16:39 AM) daviddolphinlol: okay then

I AM VEGAN. Wether free as in freegan applies to my ideals is debatable as of now. Meaning you hand me a steak and I am going to eat it. K luv you bi.

Now I am opening the gates to the vegfag comments.

My mother is a few neuro twitches from making the best decision of her life.

Portrait tattoo of her successful 22 year old son on her bicep?

YES, but she needs your help.

Leave as much encouragement as you can, HERE.

She’s “thinking about it” and needs to understand what’s right in this world.

(multiple posts with fake names would be nice)

you’re taking over the home page!

I still check bearathon’s myspace from time to time, and the other day there was a gem of a message.

It goes like this: “i saw u have josh kemble from dogwood in your friends list. they are one of our fellow christian rock bands. have u got a chance to see josh and dogwood play in concert?”

Me: “I dont know who that is. christian rock bands are funny.”

Him: “cool cool yea it seems like they are still popular in the christian music scene. anyways i was wondering which bands do u think we sound like? which of our songs u think we should push for radio play?”

I’m starting to think this dude is pretty cool.

So I reply, “kick god in the face hail satan”

Here’s where it gets good. His response, “After reading our lyrics, people label Makeshift3 as a “Christian rock band.” Bands are labeled all the time. However, so many people ask us “Why can’t Makeshift3 just be a regular rock band so you guys have a chance to get big like other bands?” But what exactly is a regular rock band? All bands focus their lyrics on various themes, which means there can’t just be a “regular rock band.” Rage Against the Machine sang about politics making them a “political rock band” yet not all their fans are politicians. Blink 182 often sing about girls making them a “girl rock band” but not all their fans are girls. Korn sings about child abuse making them a “child abuse rock band” but not all Korn fans have been abused as children. Godsmack is involved with the Wiccan religion making them a “witchcraft rock band” yet not all Godsmack fans are witches. As you can see, any band can be labeled as something so examples can go on and on. Since some of our lyrics involve Christianity then we must be a “Christian rock band” but not all Makeshift3 fans have to be Christians. We’re sure you own CD’s of bands with which your personal beliefs differ. All we can hope for is maybe one day more bands won’t be denied a successful career based on their personal beliefs.”

WHAT A FAGGOT

http://www.myspace.com/makeshift3

Terrible shit

so I was watching nascar the other day (best sport), and man oh man did they go fast and in circles.