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MonkeyTrash

a story. from the brain of fallon hall.


by MonkeyTrash

Here is a part of  the  memoir that fallon wrote for her college composition class. I am posting some of this story on dude sweat because it is a rather touching story and I enjoyed reading it. It is even about some of you!

That faultless uplifting high speed chord progression of “You’re Not Salinger. Get Over It” by The Wonder Years is what every pop punk band strives to deliver, just asking you to get off your feet and punch the wall closest to you out of complete bliss. The epic build up of “So chin up and we’ll drown a little slower”‘s bring you back down to earth only to blast you off again in a grand mix of marvelous goose bumps and completely satisfied smiles from ear to ear. You’ll want to jump around like a goon regardless of your current setting. The close makes you realize your petty small town sucks from tip to toe, therefore it’s time to pull all your friends together and escape. It captures the carefree, liberated pop punk spirit within you that is currently restrained by the lousy hick town you reside in and makes it so completely obvious that you’ve been missing out on everything that is life. So you get away. You absent yourself from every constant streaming complaining mouth that only brings you down, every trivial annoyance that only pulls you further into the depths of utter unhappiness, and metaphorically start living. That’s when you meet the type of people that alter your life forever. The dirty, artsy, do-it-yourself, intimidating kids with an absolute “no care” attitude on anything and everything become your only family. You are home. This is the kind of song unforgettable memories are made to. And many a memory I did make to that very song during the summer of 2008.

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Posted on September 23rd, 2009 in Ramblings, Stories, Summer | 4 Comments »

Stuck in Ohio with no money


by Overthrow

I have been moved into school for a week or so now, and I have already wasted all of my money. I really need to find easy, self-degrading ways to make money in order to fund other self-degrading activities. Joel Smith and I are going to be selling our plasma. This appears to be an idea I can get behind.Hopefully I do not have aids, because that would frustrate this brilliant plan.

Also, someone should drive Ricktangles to where I currently reside.


Posted on September 7th, 2009 in Ramblings | 2 Comments »
dandelionsnow

P.S.


by dandelionsnow
THE END OF THE WORLD!

THE END OF THE WORLD!


Posted on August 7th, 2009 in Ramblings | 2 Comments »
daviddolphin

Beastiality


by daviddolphin

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(11:11:37 AM) daviddolphinlol: if you could bang any animal
(11:11:43 AM) daviddolphinlol: what would it be
(11:11:46 AM) lauren b lowery: a human
(11:12:16 AM) lauren b lowery: i’m not into beastiality dave
(11:12:52 AM) daviddolphinlol: Ppfft
(11:12:56 AM) daviddolphinlol: Okay
(11:13:03 AM) lauren b lowery: haha
(11:13:44 AM) daviddolphinlol: I mean like
(11:13:49 AM) daviddolphinlol: For fun
(11:14:21 AM) lauren b lowery: nah
(11:14:28 AM) lauren b lowery: not even for fun
(11:14:34 AM) lauren b lowery: because it’s weird
(11:14:34 AM) daviddolphinlol: Like you don’t tell anyone
(11:14:40 AM) daviddolphinlol: Hey I am going to go fucking this bear
(11:14:47 AM) lauren b lowery: no!
(11:14:51 AM) daviddolphinlol: I know
(11:14:55 AM) lauren b lowery: that’s fucked up dave
(11:14:57 AM) daviddolphinlol: Trust me
(11:15:07 AM) lauren b lowery: you’re fucked up
(11:15:36 AM) daviddolphinlol: Listen
(11:15:43 AM) daviddolphinlol: I don’t think you understand what I mean
(11:15:50 AM) daviddolphinlol: It’s JF^2
(11:16:04 AM) lauren b lowery: i still wouldn’t
(11:16:14 AM) lauren b lowery: because it doesn’t seem like fun to me
(11:16:15 AM) daviddolphinlol: YOU DON’T TELL ANYONE
(11:16:19 AM) daviddolphinlol: No one will ever know
(11:16:30 AM) daviddolphinlol: So you hate sex?
(11:16:33 AM) lauren b lowery: yes
(11:16:39 AM) daviddolphinlol: okay then


Posted on July 31st, 2009 in Ramblings | 10 Comments »
daviddolphin

In b4 the vegfag comments.


by daviddolphin

I AM VEGAN. Wether free as in freegan applies to my ideals is debatable as of now. Meaning you hand me a steak and I am going to eat it. K luv you bi.

Now I am opening the gates to the vegfag comments.


Posted on July 22nd, 2009 in Ramblings | 13 Comments »
bin

if you don’t know, now you know.


by bin

My mother is a few neuro twitches from making the best decision of her life.

Portrait tattoo of her successful 22 year old son on her bicep?

YES, but she needs your help.

Leave as much encouragement as you can, HERE.

She’s “thinking about it” and needs to understand what’s right in this world.

(multiple posts with fake names would be nice)


Posted on July 1st, 2009 in Ramblings | No Comments »
MonkeyTrash

deev.


by MonkeyTrash

you’re taking over the home page!


Posted on May 18th, 2009 in Ramblings, Worst Post Award | 1 Comment »
mikesuds

funny message on bearathon’s myspace


by mikesuds

I still check bearathon’s myspace from time to time, and the other day there was a gem of a message.

It goes like this: “i saw u have josh kemble from dogwood in your friends list. they are one of our fellow christian rock bands. have u got a chance to see josh and dogwood play in concert?”

Me: “I dont know who that is. christian rock bands are funny.”

Him: “cool cool yea it seems like they are still popular in the christian music scene. anyways i was wondering which bands do u think we sound like? which of our songs u think we should push for radio play?”

I’m starting to think this dude is pretty cool.

So I reply, “kick god in the face hail satan”

Here’s where it gets good. His response, “After reading our lyrics, people label Makeshift3 as a “Christian rock band.” Bands are labeled all the time. However, so many people ask us “Why can’t Makeshift3 just be a regular rock band so you guys have a chance to get big like other bands?” But what exactly is a regular rock band? All bands focus their lyrics on various themes, which means there can’t just be a “regular rock band.” Rage Against the Machine sang about politics making them a “political rock band” yet not all their fans are politicians. Blink 182 often sing about girls making them a “girl rock band” but not all their fans are girls. Korn sings about child abuse making them a “child abuse rock band” but not all Korn fans have been abused as children. Godsmack is involved with the Wiccan religion making them a “witchcraft rock band” yet not all Godsmack fans are witches. As you can see, any band can be labeled as something so examples can go on and on. Since some of our lyrics involve Christianity then we must be a “Christian rock band” but not all Makeshift3 fans have to be Christians. We’re sure you own CD’s of bands with which your personal beliefs differ. All we can hope for is maybe one day more bands won’t be denied a successful career based on their personal beliefs.”

WHAT A FAGGOT

http://www.myspace.com/makeshift3

Terrible shit


Posted on May 13th, 2009 in Myspace, Ramblings, Stories, religion | 8 Comments »
mikesuds

bad mamma jamma


by mikesuds

so I was watching nascar the other day (best sport), and man oh man did they go fast and in circles.


Posted on April 21st, 2009 in Ramblings | 1 Comment »
mikesuds

Part tunes, part somali pirate dreams


by mikesuds

I have been listening to a band a lot lately called Phoenix. Their new album is Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. It’s one of those albums I just can’t stop listening to. They’ve been together since ‘95 apparently, but this is the first time I have heard of them. I would describe it as a dancier Killers. Maybe they don’t sound like the Killers at all, but I get that vibe from it. I love the Killers. Anyhow, this is better. If you wanna get into it, you can grab the new Phoenix here.

So you know those Somali pirates? I had a fucked up dream one day when I fell asleep on the couch with Fox News on the tv. Brandon and I watch Fox a ton. I think their promotional department would do better to market the channel as something more along the lines of Comedy Central. That’s why we watch anyhow, shit is hilarious. So I fall asleep during their 24/7 coverage of the Somali pirates. I dreamt that they offered me 2 million dollars to come help them get away from the Navy or some shit. I dont know. Pretty sweet though. I also had a dream that I hung out with Kanye West.


Posted on April 17th, 2009 in Dreams, Music, Ramblings | 10 Comments »

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