I’m sitting here drinking a Monster and I recalled overhearing a conversation today about someone who died from drinking too many energy drinks. So I thought to myself, “Self how many do you need to drink to kill yourself?” Turns out the answer is 68.25 cans. Is that without pissing?

For those of you that like Adventure Time!

ps- Finally! Adventure Time TV show! Coming 3/10/10

saw this on reddit a couple weeks back:

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HOPE ITS FANTASTIC!!!

We (Old Accusers) are playing a show at Roboto December 5th. Hopefully some friends (Tangles?) will come out. Also, does anyone know if any cool shows are happening at the Dude Ranch that we could hop on?

Here’s a flier:

http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vdGlueXBpYy5jb20=

I liked it, YOU WILL TOOO!

For anyone who didn’t get a chance to pick up a donation-based copy of the new record at the last 1505 Artworks show. My new album, “It’s Just A Bad Dream”, is available for free download through our record label Big Bullet Records. Thank you, I love you all.

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Download and read more about the low (no) cost of this record here:

http://bigbulletrecords.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/new-dandelion-snow-album-is-out-now-for-free-download/

i woke up today at 6:30am after a dream that gave me an awkward (to say the least) feeling. it is hard to remember details now at 9:30pm, but…

there was more before this point, but i start to remember at the point where i am on a campus, supposedly edinboro although more like allegheny and edinboro mixed, in a dormitory with charlie enwards and seth pagileo. charlie brings out a tupperware container full of, what i thought was apple sauce, weed. packs up a nice ole bowl and we smoke it. it tastes just like fucking apple sauce. i comment on the exquisite taste and suddenly we are going down stairs and heading outside to get in charlies car so we can drive to giant eagle, which in the dream was apparently the third trip that day. before we get to giant eagle, which is having some sort of outside party, we go to a little shop near it. inside the shop are some neo-hippy-fascist-jock type dudes. all of which were from my high school. and all of a sudden dave dolphin is with us. we talked to them for a bit.

this is where it gets weird.

they then wanted to show us some video on their laptop. i was instantly inside the video and it was like i could touch the figures i was about to see. they were all males, naked, grotesque, big/fat, sweaty, looked like they were dead but still moving slowly, grunting, pale, bruised, had elephantiasis,  down syndrome, and they were all sitting very close together (touching) and all fondling each other and themselves but as if they were blind and had some kind of weird brainwashed behavior to them. i was also on some kind of conveyor belt, that i could not see, moving along the rows of humans i just described.  after that i was back in the dormitory, but dave was not there, instead it was micah pagileo, charlie, seth and i. we smoked more weed, this time it was not apple sauce.

after that we went outside to go look at the moon with charlies telescope. there was a huge group of people waiting for us by a huge dead bush, which was also located by a huge pond. micah decided this was the best place to look at the moon. cat meowry was definitely a part of this group. we had to figure out some weird math equation to be able to use the telescope and hone in on the moon. right about when i was about to get a peep at it, something weird happened. and everyone started running. i instantly knew, though no sign of evidence, that we were under some sort of attack. people were getting ripped to shreds by something (i could not get a good look at it) small, alien-esque, brown/red, no wings but definitely flew around.  anyhow. it was dark and i found an abandoned warehouse. as i was running up the stairs with micah, i instantly appeared in a room full of men that i saw previously in the laptop. i was leaned over a rock naked while some other gigantic man was behind me. i could not feel anything, but he was leaning on me as well. and i immediately knew that i was going to be here for the rest of time itself. but i couldn’t cry, or move, or do anything. frozen. but the man behind me said this: “i am new here too”

have you ever heard of the shark werewolf rokea? never knew