I have been moved into school for a week or so now, and I have already wasted all of my money. I really need to find easy, self-degrading ways to make money in order to fund other self-degrading activities. Joel Smith and I are going to be selling our plasma. This appears to be an idea I can get behind.Hopefully I do not have aids, because that would frustrate this brilliant plan.

Also, someone should drive Ricktangles to where I currently reside.